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Universal Remote

Universal Remote
Universal Remote (2007)

IMDB rating: 4.50

Plot: A magical TV remote control sends Bubba and Leroy tumbling into an un-PC TV land where the channel keeps changing and the shows get more and more bizarre.

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Directors: Hardwick Gary

Actors: Douglas D.C.,Alonzo Howard,McGinn Devin,Anderson Sheldon,Cheena Parvesh,Crockett Affion,Edwards Dean,Erwin Jesse,Ferro Carlos,Hays Robert,Maillard Brian,Montesinos Gino,Murphy Charles Q.,Murray Ben,Najera Rick,Comedy,

I need Konka universal remote control codes?
I just got direct TV installed and I’m trying to program the remote to control my TV. I have tried all the codes that direct gave me for my Konka TV, none of them worked. Is there any other codes I can use to make the remote work for my TV? Is there any other TV brand codes that will work? please help.

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)

IMDB rating: 7.70

Plot: South Park is a peaceful and quiet town until the Terrence and Phillip movie “Asses Of Fire” hits the theaters. Once that happens, all friggin’ hell breaks loose. After all the kids see the movie, they begin using all the foul and naughty language used in the movie. When the parents discover this, they demand war against Canada. The parents plan to execute Terrence and Phillip. After Kenny gets sent to hell (all thanks to Cartman), he overhears Satan and Saddam Hussien plan to rise to Earth to rule for 2,000,000 years of torture once Terrence and Phillip’s blood touches US soil. Will Cartman’s filthy fucking mouth and V-Chip save the day?

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Directors: Parker Trey

Actors: Parker Trey,Parker Trey,Parker Trey,Parker Trey,Parker Trey,Parker Trey,Parker Trey,Parker Trey,Parker Trey,Parker Trey,Parker Trey,Parker Trey,Parker Trey,Parker Trey,Parker Trey,Animation,Comedy,Musical,

What are some really cool action movies, and some cool action movies? I NEED AS MANY RESPONESES AS POSSIBLE!!?
The kind of comdey movies that I like is the crude kind. Some of my favorite comdies are South Park Bigger Longer, Uncut, American Pie, Van WIlder, Accepted, Borat, Sex Drive, Superbad, 40 Year Old Virgin. Give me movies that are like those.

Action movies I like are ones with great special effects, and I also like revenge movies such as Taken. Thanks. The person who gives the most or best movies will get best answer.


Xmen origins: wolverine, dude. Good movie.
Embob | Dec 13, 2009


Some action movies are Aliens, Face/Off, Matrix Trilogy, X-men2, Blade 1-2, Hellboy 2 , Open Range, Saving Private Ryan, Mission Impossible 3, Minority Report, Transformers 1-2, The Rock, Armageddon and the list can go on..
Mario | Dec 13, 2009

Spy Kids

Spy Kids
Spy Kids (2001)

IMDB rating: 5.70

Plot: Gregorio and Ingrid Cortez are the world’s best secret agents. Their mission is to assassinate each other. When they get within one inch, they fall in love. They marry, and have two kids, Carmen and Juni. They don’t tell their kids. Ten years later, they are called into a mission. When their Uncle Felix babysits the Cortez kids, and rogue agents invade the house, Uncle Felix reveals the truth, their parents are spies and were just kidnapped, and Felix is not their uncle. Carmen and Juni escape, and try to rescue Mom and Dad, and save the world.

Directors: Rodriguez Robert

Actors: Banderas Antonio,Sabara Daryl,Cumming Alan,Shalhoub Tony,Marin Cheech,Patrick Robert,Trejo Danny,Judge Mike,Judge Mike,Linklater Richard,Navarro Guillermo,Reno Johnny,Action,Adventure,Comedy,Family,Sci-Fi,

Something's up with my dad and I can't figure it out, but maybe I'm crazy?
Okay, okay I know this is going to sound like I’m high and living out of some badly scripted movie, but I’m the paranoid type.

My dad works as a Financial Systems Analyst (fancy for accountant) for the Department of Defense. Anyway, the past few months he’s been going on a lot more business trips than usual, like three times as many. He always gives me his hotel information in case of emergencies or if I need more money in my checking account or something. So one time I needed something, I called the hotel and requested him. They had no record of him staying at the hotel. Not only that, his four day trip turned into some mysterious eight day trip… and his phone wasn’t turned on (straight to voicemail). Super creepy? Well it happened a few more times before I called his work and they assured me he was there and that he was just super busy in meetings or something (Government people…). Well, so he supposedly had a trip to San Fransisco and I called his hotel and guess what? He wasn’t there! His cell phone was on, but he wasn’t answering. I must have spent four or five hours calling every hotel in the area. ALL said he wasn’t there.

He has also been working a lot more. Usually he’s home by 4 (unless he goes out with his friends or girlfriend), but he’s been working till like 6 or 7 and not coming home till like 8. His girlfriend of 4 years broke up with him for working too much!

On top of this, about a month ago this weird 866 number kept calling. A few times I answered and it was a woman (sounded black) in a very hushed voice, distressed voice. She would ask for my father. I would say the generic "He’s not her right now, can I take a message?" She would just hang up. I called back a few times expecting some company, but it was a personal number. It was to some guy named guy, and when it went to voicemail it said that it couldn’t take anymore messages as it was full. I told my dad and he said it was probably a solicitor or bill collector (except my dad isn’t in any kind of debt). They continued to call and I would hear breathing and then the call would end. Sometimes I would answer and it would immediately end. Now the phone isn’t even in service. I haven’t heard from "them" in a week, so I was curious and tried to call them back.

On top of all that I came home yesterday to find our house a complete wreck. It was ransacked. Nothing was stolen though! The intruder had taken stuff out of drawers and closets (my neatly organized closet TRASHED!) and thew it everywhere.

I think that my dad is like a secret spy or something?! This sounds crazy, I know. But its really weird. I think that he’s maybe an assassin or something top secret. I haven’t found a secret room in our house yet (like in the movies), but IDK.

My father also brought in a lot more money than his job pays him last year. I’m really nosy about his finances, which I know are none of my business. But his salary is public record.

For 2009, a person on the General Schedule, Rank 14 (GS13), Step 3 makes a Base of 89,009. Then you have to multiple that by the local increase. For Cleveland that’s 18.16%. This comes to a little over 105,000 (this is before the taxes and stuff).
http://www.opm.gov/oca/09tables/html/gs. asp
http://www.opm.gov/oca/09tables/html/cle .asp

I tried telling my dad about the weird house break in, but he’s on one of his "business trips" and I’ve left numerous voicemails. He’s supposed to be back Monday, but for all I know he could be dead.

I know this sounds extremely odd, but I’m so freaking worried I packed a suitcase and am staying at a friends. I’m scared, like for real.

Could me dad be an assassin?

In the movies don’t they take the kids for hostage or they get axe murdered?? I’m only 16! I just got my first car and I want to go to college. I’m too young to die. I’m really worried about my dad =/
Why would he need to sell drugs? He makes good enough money.

His ex girlfriend is a pretty good looking lady and they had been dating for 4 years?!?

Why would his "new girlfriend" have our house ransacked?

How do you know he’s not adept or not? I don’t know, but part of having a secret life is being able to hide it!
I’m going to get axe murdered =C


One of two things:
1) Your Dad is buying and selling drugs.
2) Your Dad has a girlfriend.
3) Your Dad probably isn’t adept enough to be a assassin. (you saw too many movies!)
Brigette Z | Feb 03, 2010


awhhh its ok(: you know u might be right!!!! mabey like people offered him a higher position in his job(: call some of your family members and talk to them bout it! they might have some really good suggestions if your scared try to live with them for a while until things ease up and you know whats going on(: hope i could help(: and i hope you try to figure out what your dads really up to(:
bahamas-girl | Feb 03, 2010


If your house has been broken into, you need to call the police, if you father does work on secret information, I am sure you will be taken care of. I honestly think you are overreacting, you fathers rooms are probably not registered under his name, but through work. I would call the police and stay at your friends until your father returns. If he was an assassin, he would not be working so many hours.
V | Feb 03, 2010


wierd. i don’t know what to say…..very interesting story. until your Dady comes back, I think its best taht you stay at your friends.

then i would have a really long talk, and ask him why he is acting shady.
Hello Kitty | Feb 03, 2010

Problem Child 3: Junior in Love

Problem Child 3: Junior in Love
Problem Child 3: Junior in Love (1995)

IMDB rating: 2.50

Plot: Michael Oliver has grown up and moved on. Chapter 3 of the Problem Child trilogy features pre-teened Junior in love with a classmate that won’t even notice him, but does notice three other boys who are rivals to Junior. This means war! Junior trashes the three boys, along with Big Ben, and even gives Dr. Peabody a taste of his own medicine at the dentist office where Peabody attempted to give Junior braces and as usual, Ben is oblivious to his son’s madcap tomfooleries.

Directors: Beeman Greg

Actors: Williams Katt,Chapman Justin,Howard Sherman,Edwards Eric,Edwards Eric,Ewing Blake McIver,Pierce Brock,Richardson Jake,Gottfried Gilbert,Warden Jack,Morrow Bruce Ed,Comedy,Family,Fantasy,

My 5 year old son's behavior is out of control…Help!?
I just don’t know what to do anymore. My son and I have definitely not had a normal life and I think this has really led to his current behavior. His father and I divorced when he was 6 months old. We were in the Air Force, stationed up in Alaska. A couple of months after we divorced, his father moved to a different base in Utah. He has since remarried and has never been a huge part of my son’s life. He calls every couple of weeks and my son goes to his house for a couple of weeks about once a year. My family is from the midwest and I didn’t make very many good friends while I was stationed there (as any female who has been in the military knows, the wives hate you and there aren’t many females that you work with, so making GOOD friends is difficult). So for the first 3 years of his life, I raised him completely by myself while also working a 60-hour workweek job. Disciplining was few and far between and I spoiled him rotten, mainly because I felt so guilty.

I got out of the Air Force, moved in with my parents, and started going to school full time in August of 2006. Things only have gotten worse. My parents hated the lack of discipline but instead of helping me or giving advice, most of the time they would berate my parenting skills or get mad at me or my son when he would do something wrong. After a year, I moved out and got my own place. I’m still going to school full-time and work part-time as a server when needed.

Justin has always been very active and very loud. So am I, and so is his father. He has also always been very emotional. Big meltdowns are something that I’ve been dealing with for years. Lately, however, the meltdowns are becoming colassal and impossible to deal with. If I ask Justin to do anything e.g. clean his room it usually becomes a huge deal with him screaming that he hates me, kicking me, hitting me, throwing toys, screaming this blood-curdling scream that has to be heard throughout the neighborhood. Twice when this has happened, I have given him a spanking. I’ve always been a firm advocate for not spanking but I just didn’t know what else to do. When I did it, I was very calm and it was just one swat, but it didn’t do anything. So now I just try to ignore him until he calms down. And when he tells me he hates me, I say that I’m sorry he feels that way and that I love him. Usually he calms down and would go a couple weeks between episodes. In the past month they have become more frequent and I’ve started to expect them every couple of days. And another new thing is that when I discipline him, he has started saying that I don’t like him anymore. This is heartbreaking to me, because this kid is my world!

Now I am busy…busy, busy, busy. I am a full-time student in my junior year and I do a lot of homework. I know I don’t play with him as much as I should. Quite frankly, I hate playing with cars, trucks, and trains and I have a hard time doing it for longer than a couple of minutes. But we do other things: coloring, watching movies, playing video games, going hiking, we go to the park several times a week, if not every day when it’s nice, and go to McDonalds playland when it’s crappy outside. He’s had swimming lessons, karate, tumbling. I try to do everything I can to make him happy and healthy. So I just don’t understand why his behavior and mood swings have gotten so severe. This has made me feel so guilty and I feel like it must be my fault and that I’m a terrible mother. I feel bad that his dad’s not around and bad that I have yet to remarry and get him a suitable "father" figure. (And that’s an entirely different post…I refuse to settle with just anyone!). Also, even though I try to do activities where he plays with kid’s his age, he has no friends that are his age. He calls my 24 yr old brother his best pal. None of my friends have children yet and I have no idea how to go about meeting kids for him. I’m hoping this will get better when he starts kindergarten in the fall?

So I took my son to the doctor and we will be starting counseling soon. I just want to know if there’s anything else I can do and if anyone else has had this problem. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.


There are multiple things you can do. My son is 2.5 and has outbursts very similar to your sons. I made an appointment with his pediatrician just for myself to discuss my sons behavior. He referred my son to place called Early Steps. (I had never heard of it before). I took my son and they did a complete evaluation on him for everything. He qualified for some programs that were FREE for my husband and I. He gets to see a psychologist for his anger management persay. Also, the approach the child development therapist has given us options in dealing with these moments and it is VERY difficult and time consuming, it IS working. We are encouraging (almost over encouraging) good behavior. Only with verbal praise and hugs and kisses. When my son throws things, hits, screams at us, etc. we simply drop our heads look sad and say that it hurts my feelings and I don’t want to be around you when you are being mean and hurting me by hitting me. Then we just walk away staying in his sight and not look at him. The first day it made it worse, but we stayed consistent with it. When my son is done and realizes he is not getting a response from us acting like that he will walk up and want a hug and will clap and say I big boy pwease, and I take the oppertunity to tell him when he hits or screams that isn’t being a big boy thats being a mean boy. It was about 3 days and our hectic life that revolved around my sons attitude turned into we can go places now, he is pleasant to be around, he will do things without being told like picking up his toys and will come announce he is a big boy. No spoiling, I do not have to buy things, it was all natural things we should have been doing. My son is the first child for my husband and I the first grandbaby on both sides and the first great grandchild on both sides, so it has been hard. I realized we didnt know what we were doing or how to do it. And, it was okay, now we do. Don’t be afraid to ask for help from anyone where you live. You are not the only parent who is going through this at all. Nip it in the butt while you can and you will make your sons life easier for the both of you. I did learn that children feed off the emotional and mental state of their parents. We also had to make adjustments within ourselves too. We are in week 3 and its amazing the change in my sons behavior. Just do not give in. When everyone says it is all about being consistent, they are telling the truth. Consistency is the key. Spanking in my opinion should be used when your child does something that could cause harm to himself, like running in the street, I panicked and spanked my son when he did that and it was the first time he had done that and the first time I spanked him, however, he will grab my hand before he walks in the parking lot. My reaction scared us both that neither of us will have a repeat of that. I wish you all the luck in the world! Stay stern, if your son knows you are weak he will be able to manipulate very easily.

Jess | Apr 05, 2009


My son is 5 as well, and had similar problems with the ex etc except that my ex does have shared care, only he doesn’t discipline at all. If my son doesn’t like his dinner he’s allowed to throw the whole thing, plate smashing and all onto the floor. He swears, hits and punches. He’s starting to understand that he may be able to do it at dad’s, but its not acceptable behaviour for mum’s house. Trouble is Im scared of him, he’s knocked me out cold twice already.

I don’t really have any advice that’ll help, but my son also does the "you hate me" part and I believe its just trying to work out whats normal. They have a huge range of emotions and don’t understand just because you hate someone at the time, doesn’t mean you’ll like them again later, so if you’re upset or angry about something, they immediately think that you hate them and that scares them even more.

It sounds like you are a good mother, after all you wouldn’t care if he hated you otherwise. You’re interacting with him and the benefits will follow, just hang in there
mikanajay | Apr 05, 2009


im not a mother so cant help you much.

but from the point of view of a child, i think he just want your company more. both of my parents are working and rarely spent time with me. i used to do the same when i was a kid although not that extreme like your son.

you have a hard time. do your best!
animeotaku | Apr 05, 2009


I am a homemaker with 4 kids, age from 3 yrs to 9 years (2 boys & 2 girls) I used to work in a hotel line which required long working hours. I have similar problem as yours for my eldest son 2 years ago. This has opt me to resign from my job last year to really spend time to educate him. Thank GOD today my son behave much much better. My advice to you is to spend as much time with him and give him all the positive & encouraging word.
nc | Apr 09, 2009

Buck Privates

Buck Privates
Buck Privates (1941)

IMDB rating: 7.20

Plot: Bud and Lou enlist in the army in order to escape being hauled off to jail, and soon find themselves in boot camp. To their dismay, the company’s drill instructor is none other than the cop who was all set to run them off to the hoosegow in the first place! The boys end up having a whale of a time getting under the skin of their humourless nemesis.

Directors: Lubin Arthur

Actors: Abbott Bud,Costello Lou,Bowman Lee,Curtis Alan,Pendleton Nat,Hinds Samuel S.,Strang Harry,Elliott Leonard,Howard Shemp,Frankovich M.J.,Comedy,Musical,

I got in a fender bender two years ago on private property. Can I be sewed?
It was a very minor 5 mph hit, and I dont think a police report was filed but some guy from carpenter law called me and said I had to pay 700 some odd bucks. He said the total cost was 1500 somethin and I had agreed to pay half. I never talked to him before so I don’t know where he got I would pay half. He called me a few days later and I didn’t answer but he left e a message saying since I didn’t call him back it is now being put in litigation. Can he really do anything to me? I was 17 at the time and this is the first I’ve heard about it.
sued sorry lol


Sounds like somebody wants to get some free money. Tell this clown to send you proof of the incident and the supposed agreement you made to pay. If he can’t produce them, tell him to "pack sand".
Otto | Jan 15, 2010


Anyone can be sewed with a proper needle and thread.
David G | Jan 15, 2010


Sewed or sued?
beartree | Jan 15, 2010


So 2 years later after the accident, they want $700?!? That’s crazy. First of all, they have to prove you caused the damage, secondly, they have prove that the damage they claim actually happened during the accident 2 years ago. That’s virtually impossible to do so they have a very slim chance of winning this in a court case. Also, why is an attorney involved in a $700 claim? That’s not really worth their time.
If you actually get court papers call the insurance company you had at the time of the accident and tell them what is going on. The whole thing sounds very suspicious to me.
Nate W | Jan 15, 2010

Corvette Summer

Corvette Summer
Corvette Summer (1978)

IMDB rating: 4.70

Plot: High School Senior Kenny Dantley’s only love in life is cars. For a shop class project, he and his classmates build a Corvette (”Stingray”). The car is a big hit — so big, in fact, that gets stolen! Kenny, having fallen in love with the car, sets out on a summer-long adventure in Las Vegas to find it. Along the way, he meets up with a “hooker-in-training” named “Vanessa” (played by Annie Potts). The two encounter danger and romance as they try to steal back the Stingray.

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Directors: Robbins Matthew

Actors: Hamill Mark,Roche Eugene,Bryant William,McKenzie Richard,Milford Kim,Bruns Philip,Bonaduce Danny,Insinnia Albert,Kamel Stanley,Pellow Clifford A.,Ronard Jason,James Brion,Upton Morgan,Adventure,Comedy,

1984 Corvette question?
im looking to buy a 1984 Corvette for the summer and i have a few questions like for one is it a good car? how much are the parts and is the repair expensive? and the one i want to buy has 93 thousand k’s on it


1984…not exactly the best year for performance…just a few year,s into the computerized version…83 would be the 30th. year anniversary edition….not the best riding car either but it did handle well…that vintage with that kind of mileage just might nickle & dime you to death…but it is a chevy & most chevy part,s are cheap,…except those made especially for the corvette…good looking car but if you can afford it….transplant a newer version engine & electronic,s & look over that suspension…good luck!

slipstream | May 25, 2009


1. any car is a nice car if you take care of it.
2. yes, it is a classic car so the parts will be expensive.
3. that’s surprising. 25 year old car with under 100k, that’s rare.
BillyBobJoe | May 25, 2009


i have to disagree about the motor parts for that car, and many other shared parts with other chevys. Cheap as it can get, cheapest performance parts, and some of the cheapest stock. Not the greatest year, but with work it will freakin fly.
AsYLum dRiVeR | May 25, 2009


Parts are relatively cheap, however the car is going to be horrendously slow….the CFI motor in that year is complete junk.
gta_tony | May 25, 2009


not a good year. GM fuel injection in the 80s was pretty bad, i believe that year came with a crossfire injection, which is like 2 carbs, anyways , theyre prone to alot of problems. GM did get better as the decade passed on, with their production of the TPI, and later on the MAP TPI injection. i recommend a carb corvette, and one not made when car makers were trying to make more fuel efficient and enviromentally friendly cars
Gurk | May 26, 2009


Actually, there are a lot of people that have corvettes as toys and don’t drive them a lot. I have a friend that bought a 93 with 20,000 miles on it a couple years ago. A lot of corvette people don’t drive their cars a lot which I consider a shame, but it does mean that there are some older cars in great shape out there.

Slipstream, no production of 83’s. There’s one in the museum in Bowling Green and that’s it.
PLS | May 26, 2009


Does the dash board gages work? Cause thay is a $2500 replacement / rebuild on that.
gmgypsy55 | May 27, 2009

Police Academy 3: Back in Training

Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)

IMDB rating: 4.10

Plot: When police funding is cut, the Governor announces he must close one of the academies. To make it fair, the two police academies must compete against each other to stay in operation. Mauser persuades two officers in Lassard’s academy to better his odds, but things don’t quite turn out as expected…

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Directors: Paris Jerry

Actors: Guttenberg Steve,Smith Bubba,Graf David,Winslow Michael,Metrano Art,Kazurinsky Tim,Goldthwait Bob,Gaynes George,Thomson Scott,von Hoffman Brant,Mahler Bruce,Nelson Ed,Comedy,Crime,

Any advice for a beginning runner?
I am starting the police academy in 2 weeks and am trying to get myself physically ready for it. I am fairly active but it is mostly walking and cardio like the elliptical. I have never been a runner but am trying to become one to prepare for the academy.
Any ideas for a beginning runner’s routine? I started running 3 weeks ago. I try to go for 15-20 minutes but I tire so I have to run walk. I think I am trying to go too fast when I run. I run 3-4 times a week. I also am running on asphalt and the impact is killing me. I have bad shin splints. I try to warm up and cool down a couple of minutes, then stretch. I don’t think I’m stretching properly though. Anyone know of a good stretching routine for runners? Any suggestions on the best way to condition myself to get used to running? I am totally lost and feel like the last 3 weeks have been for nothing. I have 2 more weeks until the pre-academy, then 9 weeks until the academy starts. Is that enough time to my body prepared and if so, does anyone know a of good training program?

Thanks!


Shin splints are fairly common in new runners that take to the roads for their first runs. Initially, the best way to cure shin splints for a short period of time is to run on grass, bark, or dirt.

15-20 minutes is a good starting time, actually, but for maximum gain, you’ll want to follow a training schedule similar to this:

Monday: 2 miles, kept up at a jog, no walking if possible. After you complete your run, wait 3 minutes, then do two 100 metre sprints.

Tuesday: 1 mile, kept up at a brisk pace, faster than you ran Monday’s 2 miles. Try to go for 8:30-9:00 for the mile. Finish a three minute break, then four 150 metre sprints with three minutes of space between them.

Wednesday: 2.5 – 3 miles, Monday’s pace. If you take the second mile hard, you can take a 3-5 minute walking break between your second and third miles. No sprints.

Thursday: 2 miles, easy pace. Three 150 metre sprints.

Friday: 26 – 30 minutes: Go out for 15 minutes at a decent pace. When you hit the 15 minute mark, turn around and come back faster than you went out, going that same distance. I call these ones In ‘n’ Outs. Ideally, you will come back in 13 minutes. Make sure to finish with a sprint, if you can. After at 5 minutes of recovery, do two 100 metre sprints.

Saturday: Rest. Don’t run at all. Don’t even think of running. Treat yourself to lots of fruit, and sit around all day if you like.

Sunday: 30 minute run at a slow pace, but jogging the whole time if you can. Ideally, this will be about 2.5 miles.

WEEK 2

Monday: 1.5 miles, hard. You should not be able to talk at this pace. A few words, maybe. A conversation, no way. When you finish this 1.5 miles, wait a few minutes, catch your breath, and jog for about 5 minutes for a cool-down. Two 200 metre sprints.

Tuesday: 3.5-4 mile run. This is going to seem like a very long run, and should take between 35 and 45 minutes, probably closer to the latter. Go at a slower and steady pace – you should be able to converse with someone, but sound fairly winded. By the end, your legs should be more tired than your cardio. Skip the sprints today.

Wednesday: Intervals. Go on a 10 minute warm up run. Run one 1600 metre (a mile) hard. As in, you will be nearly dying by the end. Take a four minute break, longer if your breathing is out of control. Run one 800 metre hard. This time should be less than 1/2 of your 1600 metre time. Three to four minute break. Run another 800 metres hard. This will honestly feel like your hardest workout, but it will be so beneficial in the long run (No pun intended). 5-10 minute slow cool down. By slow, I mean a very slow jog. Wait three minutes, then do three 150 metre sprints. Don’t forget, you get a three minute break in between each. Three minutes is good because it gives you time to recover, but you do not stiffen up from the break.

Thursday: 4 mile walk. That’s right, walk. This does not mean casually amble through the park, however. Keep up a brisk pace. End with a few minutes of jogging, then do four 200 metre sprints. Push it on each one.

Friday: 3 miles at a brisk pace. Running, not walking. If you need to take a short walking break at the halfway point, fine. If you aren’t dying at 1.5 miles, do not stop for the break. If you get tired in the last half-mile, try to push it to the back of your head. If anything, speed up. Speeding up for the last hundred metres especially at the end of the workout does wonders, trust me on that one. You should be ending faster than you started.

Saturday: 40 – 45 minutes. Again, this will seem long. If you are feeling more-than-normal sore (in the not-good way), your legs are starting to cramp up from the day before, or you wake up feeling energy-deprived, back down to 30-35 minutes. Five 100 metres sprints to end.

Sunday: Just go on a 10 minute run to keep you loose for the Monday (assuming you start on Monday). No sprints.

Core: You should be doing core exercises like 6 inches, plank, crunches, and other such things after every run, every day. A good core workout after a run looks like this:

Plank: 1 min 30 seconds
6 Inches: 45 seconds
50 front crunches
25 side crunches on left
25 side crunches on right

It only takes 10 minutes at the most, but you would be suprised how much core has to do with running. This will improve running to some degree, especially when you get into later runs of 5-6 miles. Core has a bigger impact than one might think on a simple run.

Stretches: Honestly, runners don’t stretch much in comparison to other sports. I would hit the calves, quads, and hamstrings, however. "Figure 4" works best for hamstrings for me (because I’m not very flexible). Holding your ankle behind your backside with your arm works your quads (I’m guessing you know what I’m talking about), and I usually put one foot forward with the other back further, keeping my back foot pointed forward and on the ground, and leaning forward to work calves.

Good luck!

| Oct 13, 2009


for stretching try keeping your heels on the ground and raise your feet up. for the running try to do 40m sprints. do that take a rest you should be doing it in under 5.5 seconds. for more distance try this on a football field run the 100 yards in about 17 seconds walk the end zone go around the whole field 3 times and take a break then do it 2 more. then try doing a 12 min run on a track. aim for at least 5 laps 6 is really good. RUN FOREST!!!!
Robbie | Oct 12, 2009


Run around your house 10 times in a running motion, but take small and slow steps. If you can’t run around your house, then just run in a little circle 100 times. Then keep pushing yoursef foward a little more every day.
Normandude | Oct 12, 2009

All the Days Before Tomorrow

All the Days Before Tomorrow
All the Days Before Tomorrow (2007)

IMDB rating: 6.20

Plot: In this quirky episodic tale about a friendship that’s almost something more, Joey Kern and Alexandra Holden play pals who ought to be lovers, but their timing has never been right. When Alison (Holden) makes a late-night visit to Wes (Kern) on the eve of leaving for Tokyo to rejoin her beau, the two chums travel down an emotional memory lane, discovering truths about their relationship in the process. Richard Roundtree also stars as El Doctor, Wes’ mysterious and comical guardian angel.

Directors: Dompierre Francois

Actors: Kern Joey,Roundtree Richard,Braaten Matt,Burton Montre,Chavez Luis,Imura Hidetoshi,Maples Michael,Takeuchi Yutaka,Comedy,Drama,Romance,

2 Questions, 1 about breasts and 2 about spotting. Both involving birth control. Help!?
I started birth control almost 2 months ago and i don’t know if its just a concidence but my boobs have definitely gotten a little bit bigger. If your breast size increases on birth control, is it just swelling? Do they decrease again if you stop taking it? Will they grow anymore because of birth control?

Secondly, I’m on a 21 day pack and when i finished my first pack i forgot to wait 7 days before starting the next and went straight to the next pack, so i don’t think i’ll be getting my period until this pack is up. But Monday, I started getting a brown discharge, and over the week it kept happening and got darker in color. It was pretty heavy yesterday and light this morning, but i don’t know if it’ll get heavier as the day goes on. My boyfriend is suppose to come over tomorrow night and this isn’t really convenient. Do you think it’ll stop before then? Is spotting this long normal?

Thanks for any help!


i heard you gain weight when yer using birth control..
hey boobies are important!
:D

goodluck*
Kelsey | Feb 04, 2010

Silver City

Silver City
Silver City (2004)

IMDB rating: 6.10

Plot: Set against the backdrop of a mythic “New West,” a satire that follows grammatically-challenged, “user-friendly” candidate Dicky Pilager, scapegrace scion of Colorado’s venerable Senator Jud Pilager, during his gubernatorial campaign. When Pilager finds that he’s reeled in a corpse during the taping of an environmental political ad, his ferocious campaign manager, Chuck Raven, hires former idealistic journalist turned rumpled private detective Danny O’Brien to investigate potential links between the corpse and the Pilager family’s enemies. Danny’s investigation pulls him deeper and deeper into a complex web of influence and corruption, involving high stakes lobbyists, media conglomerates, environmental plunderers, and undocumented migrant workers.

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Directors: Sayles John

Actors: Cooper Chris,Dreyfuss Richard,Lindsey Cajardo,Ashton John C.,Martinez Donevon,Gammon James,Kroger Benjamin,Mitchell Charles,Huston Danny,Clennon David,Roth Tim,Comedy,Drama,Mystery,Thriller,

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In dong currency only.


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1 Viet dong = 0.000054 US$
$15.125 per troy oz
32.15 troy oz = 1kg

Approximately 9,004,976.85 Dongs
Dan | Feb 07, 2010

Money for Nothing

Money for Nothing
Money for Nothing (1993)

IMDB rating: 5.50

Plot: When unemployed dockworker Joey Coyle finds $1.2 million that fell off of an armored car, he decides to do the logical thing: take the money and run. After all, he says, finders keepers. He turns to his ex-girlfriend Monica, who works in an investment firm, for advice, before turning to the mob for help laundering the money. While Joey makes plans to leave the country, however, a detective is following his ever-warmer trail in order to recover the cash.

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Directors: Menendez Ramon

Actors: Cusack John,Madsen Michael,Del Toro Benicio,Rapaport Michael,Chaykin Maury,Gandolfini James,Venito Lenny,Hoffman Philip Seymour,Graham Currie,Faison Frankie,Pansullo Ed,Comedy,Crime,Drama,

Will i ever find an ideal job that pays more?
Hi everyone. I am currently looking for a job and all the jobs that are suitable are paying very low. I am looking for a secretary job in the city but i keep finding low paying jobs like ?15 000 on average. I feel my age i should be earning more

Do you think i should get them anyway it’s better than nothing right. Obviously i can’t ask for a rise when i just start. I am so depressed, i am tired of relying on my husband for money and everything.


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jew | Feb 04, 2010


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